a zesty and refreshing cold pop

i was born an asshole when i came out the womb i punched my doctor in the face and told the nurse her eyebrows were lookin ferocious

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(Source: samljackson, via ruinedchildhood)

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wizcoylifa:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, it turns to a sprint, I’m being chased help me.

(via h0odrich)

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tags: adreeezy

adreeezy if you see this i just want to let you know that i hate you and you better be doing what i told you. quit playin’

P.s ima send you to I used to be fat. You can thank me later

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→ 30 May 12 at 1 pm

i am watching i used to fat yet again. lol.

I have allergies!! And I need to shower!!

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→ 30 May 12 at 11 am watcha gonna do with all that junk

all that junk inside that trunk
(Source: sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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house phone rings

me:

house phone stops